one-time-i-dreamt:

When I used a ouija board, I said hello & the spirit just responded with “no”.

where’d you get this footage of me

gay-irl:

gay_irl

one-time-i-dreamt:

that last submission about the devil being in the YMCA reminds me of the time I fell asleep while doing my homework in high school and had a dream that my friend told me that the devil is a twink

well, tea, your friend was correct

pukicho:

Hello if you read this post you’ve just unlocked the ability to love yourself

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

setheverman:

thank you for all the asks, it’s been a fun answer time! i’m now at half a million followers which is incredible, so thank you to everyone who follows me on here! peace out lads!

happylilprompts:

• “At least you’ll die doing what you love; Walking into danger.”
• “Here’s some cookies and some very bad news!”
  
• “I have forgotten everything I’ve ever learned.”
  
• “Let me keep that promise.”
  
• “The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.”
  
• “Why am I always the funniest when no one is around to hear it?”
  
• “Can you stay still for the next 20 minutes? No, I’m not drawing you.”
  
• “Oh no, I feel bad- SYKE, no I don’t.”
  
• “Next problem… we might die.”
  
• “Wow, that was a great comeback.”
  
• “Who is running this thing?!”
  
• “You are aware that walls aren’t people, right?”
  
• “Hey, go fill up your human needs.”
  
• “Yeah, keep making jokes. That’ll win the war.”
  
• “Yeah, I can see how hiding behind a rock is a much better strategy.”
  
• “I think… everyone deserves a chance to prove themselves.”
  
• “I can’t help that I’m curious.”
  
• “I know you. You’re a terrible person. But as the judge here, I will look at you in the unbiased way you don’t deserve.”
  
• “The mountains are calling and I must skedaddle.
  
• “Who says ‘nincompoop’?!”
  
• “Things fascinate me. Why wouldn’t they, when you stop to give them thought?”
  
• “Are you always so easily convinced?”
  
• “Look, it’s difficult for me to isolate what I hate about you the most because there is so much to hate.”
  
• “That’s an order. Obey.”
  
• “Look, I don’t want to swear but; What. The frick!”
  
• “As the most amazing person in the room, I’ll gladly accept that.”
  
• “Now power down, sass robot.”
  
• “The art of not being an idiot is extremely challenging for me.”
  
• “That’s troubling.”
  
• “Tell your story. Become words, become ideas… you never know what or who it’ll affect.”